January 23, 2024

Former President Donald Trump secured a victory in the New Hampshire Republican primary, defeating former United Nations Ambassador and South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley. However, to watch it unfold in real life, Trump was the loser, and Haley was the winner. That's because Haley, a former ally of the former president, garnered a fair amount of votes, more than what was expected. Meanwhile, Trump is losing his shit on his struggling Truth Social platform. Even the exit polls look bad for Trump.

It's been a pretty exciting night, with the loser claiming a victory for securing more votes than most people anticipated. Trump did not take it well. Making matters even worse for Trump, the next major race where both Trump and Haley are expected to compete is South Carolina, which is Haley's home state where she was the Governor.

Trump is pissed and even went in all-caps at around 7:00.

"SO RIDICULOUS THAT DEMOCRATS AND INDEPENDENTS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE IN THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY, ESPECIALLY SINCE CROOKED JOE BIDEN HAS ABANDONED NEW HAMPSHIRE—BUT WORD IS WE ARE DOING REALLY WELL!!!"

Democrats were writing in votes for Biden, but Trump told a different story at around 8:00:

"Wow! We are doing really well despite all of the Biden Votes going for Haley!!!"

Trump's demeanor took a sudden change at around 8:15:

"Haley said she had to WIN in New Hampshire. SHE DIDN'T!!!"

At around 8:22, Trump was losing it.

"DELUSIONAL!!!"

At 8:23, the meltdown continued:

"SHE CAME IN THIRD LAST WEEK!"

At 8:25, Trump started sounding desperate:

"SHE JUST LOST NEVADA, WHICH IS UP NEXT!"

After that, Trump just posted Rasmussen polls, a sign of a defeated man. I love everything about tonight. Watching Trump explode in anger over a race he thought he would curb-stomp his opponent in is more than we could ask for. Trump got beaten up by a girrrrrl!

And he got called a looooooser!

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