December 5, 2023

Matthew Loh of Business Insider warns us that TFG's Treason For The Season Grift Shop And Legal Defense Fund is now open.

Among the prizes one could purchase at extravagant cost is TFG mug shot wrapping paper! Yes, for just $35 you can purchase 3 sheets of wrapping paper with TFG's mug shot with a holiday cap and his infamous and totally out of place "Never Surrender" logo on it:

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Imagine the look on your soon-to-be former loved one's face when they get a framed copy of TFG's rap sheet in TFG's mug shot wrapping paper!

But wait, there's more!

For a mere $25, you can get a TFG mug shot stocking to hang with care. Who knows? You might get really lucky and find come classified documents in your TFG stocking on Christmas morning.

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If nothing else, you can hang on to this crap as evidence that it isn't really the left that has declared a war on Christmas.

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